"Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back! ...I brought my pencil! Gimme something to write on, man..."
With thanks to John Koenig and his Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows at http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/ -- if I understand his website correctly, the word used as the title of this song is his intellectual property. John, if you see this... I'm thinking about singing another 20 songs on your words, all Creative Commons. Lemme know if that's not cool.