N:
I want this song to be different than the rest
To tug at the heart while we're solving
P:
Well it's a good thing I showed up
N:
What to do with your boiling business
When you're farting the whole time
You can't resort to physical impingement
It's so much deeper than sewing the hole shut
P:
This part sounds like Law and Order
P:
How do you solve your crazy hole?
With donations from around the globe
N & P:
Just call the nine-hundred
And spend a few hundred
Everyone loves it
Time to deliver
Be a good giver
For Pumpkinblood
P:
Soldiers and clerks and magicians and sailors and pizza bakers are farting the whole time
N & P:
Please inform me of your medical benefits
Is there fine print devoted to your anus
If not there's likely a loophole
Ride the doctor funnel to the wind tunnel
N & P:
Just call the nine-hundred
And spend a few hundred
Everyone loves it
Time to deliver
Be a good giver
For Pumpkinblood
Nick Nunziata - Keyboard, Guitar, Vocals
Stephen Murphy - Drums, Bass, Guitar, P-Vocals
John Makarewicz - Percussion
