Come and join the party
You come down here a skeptic
But you’re just a kobold tonight
You sit and eat my pizza
And you’re just a kobold tonight
You said you’d be an elven king
But you’re just a kobold tonight
I rolled for wandering monsters
And you’re just a kobold tonight
Lights in the valley
Putting you through paces
Rolling rumbling tumbling
Yeah, just like the dice
Shamelessly building character
Rolling rumbling tumbling
Through hours at a time
You spend your night on the grid
Rolling rumbling tumbling
Yeah, just like your life
It’s just like mine
You come down here a skeptic
But you’re just a kobold tonight
You sit and eat my pizza
And you’re just a kobold tonight
You said you’d be an elven king
But you’re just a kobold tonight
I rolled for wandering monsters
And you’re just a kobold tonight
We all play a role
Putting you through paces
Rolling rumbling tumbling
Yeah, just like the dice
Shamelessly building character
Rolling rumbling tumbling
Through hours at a time
You spend your night on the grid
Rolling rumbling tumbling
Yeah, just like your life
It’s just like mine
You come down here a skeptic
But you’re just a kobold tonight
You sit and eat my pizza
And you’re just a kobold tonight
You said you’d be an elven king
But you’re just a kobold tonight
I rolled for wandering monsters
And you’re just a kobold tonight
Guitar, Bass, Backing Vocals - Stephen Murphy
Drums, Vocals - Nick Nunziata