Luke crushed Aedan in picks to kickoff the season in a fashion not dissimilar to the torching/tarnishing of the Green Bay Packers. Jameis stunted on Rodgers. Chandlers Jones tallied FIVE SACKS in ONE GAME. The Vikings love penalties. Bears fans are blue balling for Fields. The GOAT is the GOAT. All the storylines, all the games, and picks for Week 2 await you!
