"Kissin' Cousins"
Well I've got an elf, she's as cute as she can be
She's a distant cousin but she's not too distant with me
We'll join all night
I'll squeeze her tight
But we're kissin' cousins 'n that's what makes it all right
All right, all right, all right
Yes we're all cousins, that's how our blood runs
Because we're children of The High Ones
I got a lifemate and she wants a lot of love
That's the kind of trouble I need plenty of*
*With apologies to Elvis (Elfis?)
PLUS: The winner(s) of our first contest, details on a potential fan-feedback episode (let us know if you're interested!), elf birth control, suppressed Recognition, elf sexism, Windkin's comely butt, and swords 'n guns!
