Text TNM - Drummer
I'm chasing dreams at lightning speed – Whoopsie-doo!
They're faster than a bullet train – Ain't that true!
Sliding down the ladder of success with style,
While my boss promotes the other guy with a smile!
Time management's my superpower, you should know!
When it comes to procrastination – I'm the pro!
Raise your glasses, here's to me!
Celebrating failures spectacularly!
Three cheers for all those goals I'll never reach!
Love is playing hide and seek, olé!
Searching in the darkness not the light, hooray!
Life's a party even when it doesn't seem!
My love life – a horror film with laughs galore!
Dating app says: "Endless matches!" – What a bore!
My ex sends postcards from some paradise retreat,
With her new guy – but her bank account's depleted, sweet!
"Overwhelmed" became my middle name, that's right!
Burnout champion with gold medal – What a sight!
Raise your glasses, here's to me!
Celebrating failures spectacularly!
Three cheers for all those goals I'll never reach!
Love is playing hide and seek, olé!
Searching in the darkness not the light, hooray!
Life's a party even when it doesn't seem!
To-do list grows and grows and grows,
While my smile never breaks the code!
Outside cool, inside panic – Cha-Cha-Cha!
That's how life rolls – Ta-Da!
My scale shows numbers – Oops, how did that occur?
The fridge calls out: "Come here, darling!" – In a blur!
Fitness trainer's waiting – I'll see him next year, I swear!
Swimming through this chaos like a fish – Without care!
Raise your glasses, here's to me!
Celebrating failures spectacularly!
Three cheers for all those goals I'll never reach!
