GURU KILLER
The anthem for everyone who's tired of paying $997 for information that's free.
This one goes out to every "guru" charging thousands for chatbots with logos on them. The game has changed. Claude, Gemini, Grok — the tools are here. You don't need permission. You don't need a course. You need curiosity and a little bit of force.
"They selling fish dinners, I'm making anglers."
LYRICS
[Intro - spoken]
Yeah, yeah...
This one's for everybody paying $997 for a chatbot with a logo on it
[Verse 1]
They package up their "genius" put it in a bot
Charge you forty-seven hundred for the things they thought
"Here's my brain, here's my system, here's my thirty years"
Bro I learned the same thing free, took me thirty beers
And a weekend on my couch just asking Claude questions
Now I'm running circles, they don't want you learning lessons
They want subscriptions, they want you feeling dumb
"You could never figure this out" nah, that's where I'm from
[Hook]
Gurus shaking while their empires breaking
All that money that they're taking
From the people they keep faking on
You ain't stupid, now you waking up
Learn it yourself, that's what the tools are for
[Verse 2]
ChatGPT was just the start, that's the training wheels
Now I'm on Claude, Gemini, Grok, running different deals
Four months migrating everything out my old setup
Strenuous? Yeah. Revolutionary? Yup.
They want you dependent, I want you dangerous
They selling fish dinners, I'm making anglers
Stop outsourcing thinking to somebody else's shine
The only guru you need is the one inside your mind
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Used to think I needed mentors for every single move
Now I feed the AI context, watch it find the groove
Took the training wheels off, started asking better questions
Every conversation now's a free private session
You don't need permission, don't need a thousand dollar course
Just curiosity and maybe a little bit of force
Push yourself to try it, break it, ask it something wild
The gurus hate this message cause it's turning every client
Into someone who grew up, woke up, figured out the game
Building empires now, don't need a name
On some invoice, some receipt, some guru's claim to fame
You're the guru now, go light your own flame
[Bridge - spoken]
Now hold up, I know what you're thinking
"Adam you sound like a guru, what you drinking?"
Fair point, I see the irony
But here's the difference, I ain't charging you a fee
[Outro]
So slide through the DMs if you want the real
The podcasts that taught me, no catch, no deal
No course, no funnel, no upsell in sight
Just the sauce I found, help you get it right
Become your own guru overnight
Connect with Adam J. Carswell
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