We read Herman Melville’s bizarre short story Bartleby the Scrivener. Basically, this guy prefers not to do more and more things until he dies. Is it pro-capitalism or anti-capitalism? Is Bartleby a pathetic loser, or is he a hero? Find out what we think! Jackie sings the f***ing hobbits theme. Theo comes up with a nickname for himself. Rachel denies an unnamed company free clout. Topics include: Jerry Seinfeld, work drunk, the Miss Jackson award, the Hulk, Swilly Willy, Bob Cratchit energy, SmoothMyBalls, ear feathers, cat chat, the Wet Boys, turtle adventures, and Roxane Gay.
