"Knock Knock!" "Who's There?" "OFF THE HOOK." "OFF THE HOOK who?" "There's only one OFF THE HOOK, you idiot! Let me in, I have gifts for you!" * And so it goes, every week, OFF THE HOOK bearing gifts of Beauty, Wonder and Nostalgia, procured with great effort, painstakingly packaged to please you. * It would please OFF THE HOOK if you would open your door to OFF THE HOOK. * Hurry up! It's cold out here!
