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Chabad Boring Operation, Moon Landing Failure, Generation Gap, If I Were the Devil.

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Opening Music “I Got You Babe”

https://youtu.be/OyBSrBqogPY?t=91

GenZ Joins the Workforce

https://x.com/vileTexan/status/1744360255557902702?s=20

Man Sues Walmart for Lifetime of Free Shopping

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-man-suing-walmart-seeking-100m-unlimited-free-lifetime-shopping-rcna133424

We’re Going Back to the Moon

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/07/world/nasa-vulcan-centaur-peregrine-astrobotic-walkup-scn/index.html

Technical Anomaly Interrupts Moon Mission

https://www.ign.com/articles/first-us-commercial-robotic-launch-to-moons-surface-suffers-anomaly

Moon Landing Canceled

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/private-mission-moon-wont-land-lunar-surface-malfunction-rcna133082

Chinese Commie Space Program

https://www.businessinsider.com/china-corruption-rocket-force-water-fuel-xi-jinping-purge-scandal-2024-1

Dan’s pick-The 6ft Safe Lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQSLls9COUw

AI Mario at CES in Las Vegas

https://www.ign.com/articles/a-creepy-ai-mario-hologram-is-haunting-ces-2024

Dan’s pick- Biden Orders Yemen Airstrikes

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/news/dems-fume-after-biden-orders-yemen-airstrikes-without-congressional-approval/

Biden Heckled in South Carolina

https://x.com/DC_Draino/status/1744425042237128728?s=20

dEmonCraTs Shelter Hunter Biden WHO F*CKING CARES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1zdmjhZoRI

The State of Free Speech on Campus (Fox News)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUkhoPbFQrQ

Conspiracy Theorist Musician “There’s Jews in the Walls”

https://x.com/foundring1/status/1745219765457789120?s=20

NYPD Shuts Down Illegal Tunnel Under Synagogue

https://www.timesofisrael.com/chaos-ensues-after-nypd-tries-to-fill-in-secret-tunnel-in-chabad-hq-synagogue/

https://youtu.be/0D4XIaat268?feature=shared

Jewish Students Used Migrant Labor to Build Tunnel “Shawshank-Style”

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/news/orthodox-jewish-students-used-migrant-labor-for-secret-tunnel/

ADL Blog About Antisemitic Firestorm

https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/tunnel-discovered-under-chabad-headquarters-sparks-antisemitic-firestorm-online

Jewish Tunnel Memes are Crazy

https://x.com/JozuJoestar/status/1745243574852354432?s=20

Hollywood Jews Call for New Diversity Standards

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/10/entertainment/hollywood-academy-jews-standards/index.html

Skull and Bones and Equity and Inclusion

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/01/yale-skull-and-bones-secret-societies-diversity/677030/

Shia LaBeouf to Become Catholic Deacon

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gfOYkcEkymc

Jim Gaffigan Golden Globes Ped* Joke

https://youtu.be/dTJ81VHifY4?feature=shared

Michael Rapaport Mad About Golden Globes

https://x.com/MichaelRapaport/status/1744744039407112439?s=20

Israeli Speaks to People on the Fence

https://x.com/askdani__real/status/1745510069674930645?s=20

New Yorker Not Having it With Traffic Disruptions

https://x.com/yashar/status/1744452957951930686?s=20

Pro-Palestinian Protestor Attacks Jewish Man in NYC

https://x.com/ShirionOrg/status/1745595778775535988?s=20

San Francisco Wokies Make Pig Noises Behind Jewish Man at City Council

https://x.com/StopAntisemites/status/1745417890197647660?s=20

Klaus Schwab Anti-System Movement

https://x.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1744991248056770795?s=20

Jamie Plays “If I Were the Devil” on Joe Rogan