Description

Footlong Subway cookies, AI takeover, Elon Musk FU, Disney Sardonicism

Opening Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1i4UgkC_kI

Epic Vince Cox Ecstasy of Gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT5uioD8Wsg

Amazon Cyber Monday Ad

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MwYV-zzAq1g_4UGiue7Y-LIzDxdKnOyk/view?usp=drive_link

Subway Announces Footlong Cookies

https://people.com/subway-announces-footlong-cookies-and-is-giving-them-out-for-free-on-monday-8407400

Bear Approaches Boy on Scooter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHJ8wO3io5Y

PS2 launch from 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyS7U3ogUk&ab_channel=Scrubing

Bethesda Responds to Negative Starfield Reviews

https://www.ign.com/articles/bethesda-is-responding-to-negative-reviews-of-starfield-on-steam

Roomba Escapes Vile Slavers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV7mcpY_zEk

Boston Dynamics Robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0M6kMjX6c&ab_channel=BostonDynamics

Sports Illustrated AI Writers

https://futurism.com/sports-illustrated-ai-generated-writers

AI Generated Conference Attendee

https://apnews.com/article/tech-conference-fake-women-ai-generated-devternity-98ed551e90ec49e81589cc928715ae3c

Doomscrolling is Bad For You

https://www.wired.com/story/doomscrolling-bad-news-mental-health/

Doomspending

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/29/americans-are-doom-spending-heres-why-thats-a-problem.html

RomCommerce

https://www.inc.com/rebecca-deczynski/inside-walmarts-new-shoppable-romcommerce-series-what-it-harbingers-for-brands.html

Self Check Out Changing

https://www.businessinsider.com/self-checkout-how-stores-changing-self-service-2023-11

Woke Wookies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHN-bLuYJ3M

Most Sexist Line (Allegedly)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVLKArzODO4

1940s Guide to Hiring Women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LY25EAYYI

Alex Jones off the Hook (ish)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/sandy-hook-families-offer-alex-jones-a-deal-to-settle-15-billion-debt/ar-AA1kFLkh

Mike Johnson is a Conspiracy Nerd