🎙️ Episode 15: The Elf, Diddy, and Carlin…
Today’s Advent Calendar micro-dose dives into the unhinged world of Elf on the Shelf, where the gang debates why parents ever signed up for a nightly surveillance doll with a criminal imagination. Jerry dreams of staging his elf in scandalous “sugar” situations, Jen wants nothing to do with it, and Scramble wonders why this elf needs a full PR department on Facebook every December.
Somewhere between naughty elf pranks and model-train disasters, the trio detours into Melissa McCarthy commercials, George Carlin’s dildo-based commandments, and Diddy’s current “toilet wine” era. It’s Christmas commentary wrapped in pranks, pop culture, and pure Miller Morning Madhouse energy.
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