The Rapture didn’t come, but the jokes did. Samie and Emily cover haunted Snohomish fries at the Oxford Saloon, Epstein bathrobe emails, Trump’s creepy birthday card, Alex Jones’ cursed star chart, MAGA’s purge of comedians, and ACA premiums scarier than any ghost tour. ✨ Release the files.
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Emily & Samie in Snohomish - Um, Sir Instagram
Alex Jones: Aquarius Sun, Libra Moon and Rising - Um, Sir Instagram
The U.K. has fired its ambassador to the U.S., Peter Mandelson, over disturbing ties to convicted sex offender Epstein - YouTube CBS
Left Behind (Or Don’t Watch) - IMDB
Jurassic Park - IMDb
Parks and Recreation: AND REPEAT every year lol - TikTok
This is fictional - AlecwithaPen, TikTok
ABC announced on Wednesday evening that it was pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show “indefinitely” - Laura Taglianetti, TikTok
“Jimmy Kimmel Live!” returned to ABC - TikTok, NBC News
PBS News laid off its entire newsroom today - JohnaSocha, TikTok
Must be a coincidence - roddyftw, TikTok
Nothing says rapture like a floating Jesus doll - LoveBeav, TikTok
Health insurance premiums are going up - Senator Brian Schatz (HI)
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Merriam-Webster Dictionary's Post: Rapture & Raptor - Facebook
House Panel Releases Drawing for Epstein Apparently Signed by Trump - New York Times
Alex Jones Astrological Chart - Astroline
Why Is Everyone Talking About The Damn Rapture Again? - Defactor
Firings over callous remarks on Kirk’s killing spark debate on limits of free speech - PBS
Nurse (Not Really) Suspended For Calling Out Doctor’s “Sick” Charlie Kirk Remark After His Passing - AOL
The Doctor Who Starved Her Patients to Death - Smithsonian Magazine
The Defense of Witches -
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