Insufficient brain cells, swan drama, and the great grape standoff—oh my. In this delightfully unhinged catch-up, we swap camping (okay, glamping) stories, reveal why Wyatt the Swan needed his own 23andMe, chat intrusive thoughts and postpartum anxiety, and troubleshoot toddler “hitting” with energy-redirect tricks (hi, clapping). We also recount Gene’s first full-body Target tantrum…over non-organic grapes (glyphosate girlies unite), wonder if food dyes can sneak into breastmilk, and confess the crunchy conversions of our formerly Red-Bull-vodka husbands—complete with “witch-doctor” pellets and Montessori floor beds. It’s cozy chaos, zero shame, maximum laughs.
