Happy ho-ho-holidays, feral fam. We are not okay — we’re stretched thinner than a sad little hair tie and hanging on by a single scrap of wrapping paper. If your nervous system feels like Christmas lights that got tangled in storage and never emotionally recovered — same.
We’re unpacking all things holiday survival: gift giving as a love language (and also a personality flaw), wrapping paper moral dilemmas, what we’re actually buying for our toddlers this year, and why a poorly trained Grinch should never be allowed within finger-tickling distance of a baby in a bunting.
We also chat family traditions (cookies for Santa, carrot evidence, Seven Fishes, and a Christmas morning cold plunge that sounds illegal), plus the sweet/funny realities of mom life when your kid is either (a) calling Santa on a pretend phone line or (b) stopping the entire household production to pick up a microscopic crumb.
Merry everything. Good luck out there.
