Learning a new language is one of the most humbling, hilarious, and deeply human experiences we can have. In this light‑hearted episode, I explore the universal journey from sounding like a broken GPS to finally communicating like an actual human being.
I start with my own early bilingual beginnings, from growing up speaking German before moving to the United States and absorbing English on playgrounds and in classrooms. From there, we jump to Moscow, where I spent years learning Russian the only way my budget allowed: a 99‑lesson CD course played on repeat while stuck in legendary two‑hour traffic jams. If you’ve ever practiced foreign phrases alone in your car while other drivers stare, this one’s for you.
Fast‑forward to today, where I’m living in Thailand and wrestling with the five tones of the Thai language. One wrong tone and you can accidentally insult someone, order the wrong dish, or simply confuse everyone within earshot. It’s a full return to the “robot phase,” and I’m embracing it.
Along the way, we talk about why learning one language makes the next easier, how accents are actually beautiful, and why mistakes are not just inevitable — they’re essential. Every mispronunciation, every awkward pause, every accidental insult is a step toward connection.
This episode is a reminder that everyone who speaks YOUR language with an accent is exactly how YOU sound in theirs. And that’s not something to be embarrassed about — it’s something to celebrate.
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