“This is prom. Let’s all just be nice and forget the past.”
Welcome to our sixth annual Spooky-thon! This year, we’re covering 2000s era horror remakes, starting with this nothing-burger of a movie that somehow stars Idris Elba and James Ransone! We also go deep on Chris Columbus’s filmography, the other Norman McCormick horror remake, and the definition of the word ‘wassail’. Don’t miss it!
If we were any dumber, you’d have to water us. Don’t believe us? Check out the following places for all the proof you’ll need: