The Forever Midnight Audience has spoken, and the FM3 have listened! Evidence is here in our first ever voicemail-only episode - and friends, these stories are CRAZY. Thrill to tales of nature-poops gone horribly wrong! Return again to The Haun(k)ted Adult Bookstore! Hear the grizzly confessions of the Kentucky Sloppy-Pocketeer! All the while, your dudes pipe in with their own candid tales of woe (whoa!). We barely break the surface here, but it's a bonafide hoot. 

 

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