L'shana Tova, little nuggets! That means ''Happy New Year'' in Hebrew - if you don't know, now you know! This week we are celebrating the High Holy Days! Challah! (Said like, Holla! Get it?)
First Kelly and Lindsey sit down and talk Rosh Hashanah, aka the Jewish new year, and Lindsey teaches Kelly all about blowing the shofar and butt blasts. Sounds sexual but we promise it's not.
The ladies then get even sexier and dive into the other High Holy day, Yom Kippur aka the "Day of Atonement", and talk about sexy things like breadcrumbs, bland food and repenting for your sins which oddly does make us a little horny.
All this Jewish speak inspires us to start to plan Kelly's upcoming Bat Mitzvah. Date and location TBA. Her theme will be Cats (the animals not the musical) and there will be a 19-year-old DJ who will only play Jock Jams and Mariah Carey. If you want an invite please email us at fyouimsmarter@gmail.com or leave a comment in the reviews with your contact info. We aren't kidding.
We then end our episode with some very important information on different ways to donate, volunteer and support our community during these very trying times with fires, homelessness, pandemics, unemployment, etc. If you would like to help please refer to the links below.
Hearts and Farts,
Kelly and Lindsey
Big Basin Redwoods Recovery fund- Money donated will go to rebuilding Big Basin Redwoods state park, the oldest state park in California acquired in 1902.
https://www.thatsmypark.org/
California Wildfires Recovery Fund-
This foundation provides emotional and financial assistance to families of fallen firefighters, firefighters and the communities they protect.
Helping The Homeless-
The following link is an excellent resource to help you find an organization that fits your needs.
CarePacksLA-
https://www.instagram.com/carepacksla/
Organizations for Actors/ Performers-
https://www.arts.gov/covid-19-
https://actorsfund.org/
Grants for Artists If You Need Help-
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instagram.com/kelly_
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Show theme provided by Mike Etten: instagram.com/mike_
BLACK LIVES MATTER RESOURCE CARRD:
https://blacklivesmatters.
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