Happy Monday to us all! This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with actor, writer and judge on 'Persia's Got Talent', Nazanin Nour.
In honor of Nazanin going pre-law (smarty pants) at George Mason University, we ease our students into the school day with some light ethnic cleansing talk with Kelly in Government class. Jeez. Louise. Thanks Miss Kelly for starting the day off right! Maybe we could have had our coffee first before we dove into such a dark, dark subject? Just a thought!
Lindsey tries to lighten up the mood in Orchestra class with some fun brass and oboe talk and some sick drum solos with the game, 'Crescendo You Didn't' aka 'Crescendo What You Don't Know' or whatever she called it. Look, she's trying to keep things snazzy and by the by, it got snazzy AF.
We teach Nazanin MASH during recess where we learn that the entire Iranian soccer team looks like they should be starring in a porn we'd like to watch and also that Nazanin was a huge fan of JC from N'SYNC. You can learn a lot about someone from who their favorite boy band member is. While Lindsey approves of her choice, Kelly doesn't know who he is and that's fine too.
After recess, we head on over to Literature class where we learn that Oprah has her hands in many pots and also that we know nothing about female authors and we should be ashamed of ourselves. SEND US TO DETENTION! Next up on the newly-inspired Kelly and Lindsey Reading List: 'The Joy Luck Club', 'The Color Purple' and 'Beloved'. Who wants to start a book club with us? We are serious.
We then head on over to Oceanography to play the game, 'Salty AF' where we learn about vampire squids, dirty fish sex and some surprising facts about bodies of water within bodies of water. Whaaat? It will blow your mind. Do we remember those facts now? Probably not, but our minds were blown and that's what matters.
Nazanin ends our school day with a game all about Iranian culture where Kelly and Lindsey prove they know next to nothing about anything but themselves and they now feel like they need to go back to school. Welp, I guess we already knew that.
Will Nazanin show us that she is not only more competitive than us, but that she is also way smarter? Yes. Just, yes.
