(Gary Dee Attends His Own Funeral - The Lost Tapes)
Gary Dee Attends His Own Funeral March 1974 WERE 1300 AM
The Penny Bailey Show Overnight:
4:00 AM Friday March 29,1974 (Part1)
Penny Bailey gets involved in the Gary Dee Funeral in a big way
during this segment of her show.
She gives the itinerary of Gary Dee’s Funeral that will happen in
just a few hours:
“You can view the remains of Gary in Public Square at 8am.
Gerald T. McFaul will throw the first shovel of dirt on the coffin.
The station is looking for replacement for Gary and is taking auditions.
The job pays $40K per year and you must work 6 days per week and no Saturdays off. Auditions
for mourners at Gary’s funeral also will be taken.
Penny announces that she will now answer all questions pertaining to
Gary in a truthful manner.
And she will play audio clips of Gary’s best and worst moments.
A clip of some early vintage Gary Kill a Commie.
First caller recites a poem for Gary and asks for a polka in the background.
Penny says she is dressed all in black for Gary.
Next caller recites another poem.
Another poem from a caller.
Next caller a female auditions for Gary’s replacement
and doesn’t make it.
A twisted caller calls to say the pallbearers should undress
Gary and run with him nude in Public Square so he can be the first
dead streaker.
Penny claims that the death certificate states that he died
from choking on his foot.
