315 The Simone Is Back Classic

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Simone won, duh
- We detail all the quad records she set. With a fall. And a shattered toe.
- The upgrades – Moors, Fabrichnova, Van Leeuwen
- Thoughts on the weird floor scoring and her new choreography
Riley McCusker was FANTASTIC
Morgan Hurd's floor is a dream
Why does Texas Dreams (almost) never compete AA at Classic?
Shilese Jones is a silent assassin that NBC didn't show at all
A little...social media drama...you might have heard about...
All the times Jessica screamed internally
- Jordan Chiles' wonder woman Egyptian goddess leotard
- Luisa Blanco's side roll
- Madelyn Willians musicality clinic
- Deanne Soza and her Yezhova
PAGING CAROL: We have some bonkers scores to discuss
Tom Forster's excellent performance
Kerry Perry pulled a Steve Penny
The bizarre, stupid USAG judge shortage
The good and bad of the NBC/Olympic Channel broadcast
THE ARTFUL JUNIORS
- The GAGE gymnasts put on a beautiful, perfect show
- Kayla Di Cello and Jordan Bowers are the real deal
- Sunisa Lee casually won beam without a dismount
- All the times Jessica screamed internally, junior edition
  - Olivia Greaves on bars
  - Skye Blakely on floor
  - Levi Jung-Ruivivar's PAIN OF A NATION
  - Sophia Butler's non-background music
  - Zoe Gravier's floor music, a deep discussion
  - Trista Goodman's gold leotard and Beauty and the Frickin' Beast routine
  - Cassie Rice's epic bars spotting
Plus, what's infuriating us right now in US routines

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