NCAA NEWS (5:22)
- An extended crack or correct about basically every routine at that insane Oklahoma/Florida meet
- A fall is a fall is a fall is a fall is a fall
- Confusion about the code of points and rules used to judge NCAA (also from the actual judges, apparently)
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- The deductions that should have been taken in an example routine from this preposterous display of scoring
- More Hall of Fame crack with UCLA and Oregon State
- The worst crime of the whole weekend: UCLA's leotards
- Sad crack: the underscoring of Sarah Shaffer's perfect Y1/2
- Anger come-down: Oregon State's death by hugging, Emily Muhlenhaupt's 9.975 on bars, and Lexy Ramler's perfect beam
- The SHOCKING TRUTH about NCAA scores in 2019
- Bowling Green wins this week's random stick-themed nonsense award
MINI-COMMISSION The Anti-Wolf Turn (1:09:41)
- Abzug has commissioned a segment all about turns, asking most crucially, do any less ugly turns have the same difficulty as wolf turns? Oh my yes. We discuss. Jessica talks about backspins. A good time is had by all.
MEET NEWS (1:26:21)
- Ana Padurariu is the new all-around champion of Elite Canada, Ellie Black has a million floor pass options just because she can, and junior Zoe Allaire-Bourgie competed with the seniors due to awesomeness and took 3rd AA.
- Kristal Uzelac Bodenschatz competed at the Buckeye Elite qualifier after five months of training, and we highlight all the newest qualified elites
- News on Maile O'Keefe and Adeline Kenlin
GYMTERNET NEWS (1:37:52)
- Annie Heffernon is the permanent senior vice president of the women's program
- Michigan Radio NPR: Federal Regulators release report citing 21 instances of Clery Act violations by Michigan State
- North Korea is considering participating in the Korea Cup in South Korea
- New York has passed the Child Victims Act
- Oleg had all the surgeries again
- Diego Hypolito says, "it seems that the Brazilian athlete has no value"
- Jessica makes Spencer talk about a feel-good story and he barely knows what to do
- Simone Biles is a badass (duh)
- Updates on post-birth college gymnastics, leadoff 10s, and beam music
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