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Hyrum and Spencer hate The Humpty Dance, we haven't gotten any emails yet at podpeople@happyvalleyspeakeasy.com, decided no more podcast recording if Spencer Hyrum and Kimball can't be there, Kimball promises to never talk about "Derailed Band" again - now called "Conjuring Ghosts", more stories of Shatner, politics with Jeremy: Boston schools supplying condoms in schools, Jeremy's microphone is now "The Shame Stick", Spencer assumes Massachusetts does a lot of incest, Hyrum would have used condoms a lot in high school, Jeremy claims we're 'Grouped Groomed', Spencer likes it in the trees, Hyrum avoids porta potties because he can't aim, Hyrum goes camping with blood soaked cotton balls, Spencer went camping (grooming) with the scouts and got the flu, Hyrum missed sound check, Hyrum has the greatest crapper scout camp story of all time, Hyrum feels the Star Wars prequels would have been more engaging if Anakin turned to the Dark Side due to being molested by Yoda, Taylor went through a crap finger painting as a kid, Jeremy had grievances with the last podcast ('Father, I Have Much To Say') (competing theme songs), Sorry Vickie on the hole cancer thing, transplant questions, Hyrum explaining how setup and punch lines work, Jeremy gets the most crap out of the family, Kia's odd way of leaving info on Facebook, Jeremy imagining his Mom on stage, retard strength vs. zombie strength, more penis discussions, Jeremy doesn't know what an Atari 2600 is, Kimball bit Kia, more bad impersonations with Spencer, Kia got fired, who's Kimball on the phone with, Kimball's FBI/FTC/Secret Service stories, Cancer updates, Miss Utah at Miss USA, cats have week pelvic bones, disturbing information about sheep from Hyrum, podcast stats, Hyrum extrapolates on Yoko Ono and popcorn, what music we're listening to these days, musician's jokes, music to piss off Hyrum, great stage performances, honoring James Gandolfini, Kevin Bacon is messing with Dr. Who fans, douche bag moments, Spencer's magical ability to destroy jokes, Kimball's boy looks like he's from Auschwitz, Men's Warehouse fires face person, Hyrum insists we all go see the new film 'Wolf Cop', Indian court says a couple sleeping together is married, who is the worst role model in Hollywood? Miley Cyrus, masturbation causes bad breath, trash talking banned in New Jersey, bank robber wants NSA footage to prove his innocence, Hyrum and Spencer have problems with Black Holes, Hyrum loves the 80's move Krull, the danger of combining 'Strange Brew' and 'Good Burger', the Good Burger/Clockwork Orange connection, hatred of James Cameron discussed which brings us to a discussion of our hatred of DiCaprio. Final Score: Hyrum . 65, Kimball . 0, Spencer . 25, Jeremy - 0