- Zipper merging
- Justice on the highway
- Don't go up against James in a merge
- "Geometry is my god and I will go where it tells me to go."
- Kids throwing rocks at Christopher's rear window
- "I wouldn't say, 'harassing'"
- Christopher scares the kids while in his boxers
- The one time Christopher calls the police - when his mother-in-law visits
- PSA - When the guns come out, walk the other way
- Gang bangers invade Christopher's neighborhood and the Cops don't really care
- Christopher again accuses James of looking like Henry Winkler and James throws him out
- His head is about 30% too big
- The Fonz is the cool guy? Really?
- James questions Dustin Hoffman's casting in The Graduate
- Alabama, you have too many 'A's in your name
- Alabama's big red X. Not very subtle and not a good look.
- Christopher and James argue if freedom of religion is freedom from religion
- Four. Pointy. White. Hats.
- "A very 'sewable' flag"
- Alaska, your flag rocks (but the stars could be bigger).
- Benny Benson, an orphan living in an orphanage designed the Alaskan flag. I mean, seriously! Alaska, you win.
- "Math is for other people"
- Vexillology. What? Vexillology. Huh? Vexillology. Say what? Vexillology.
- Everything Christopher learned, he learned from "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
- "Don't be subtle with me, I don't understand subtlety"
- The cleaning crew threw out the "artwork"
- James loves the '80s, Christopher - not so much
- Metallica - a small disagreement
- "Once upon a time, I used to go the gym"
- "You're not only wrong, you're weird"
