Description

• James runs
• Christopher works out
• Lance Armstrong vs Jan Ullrich / fast vs slow
• James wasn t naked
• Speaking of UFOs
• Christopher, the paperboy, sees three UFOs
• It's just a meteor (it's not just a meteor)
• SR-71 Blackbird
• "Long fingers that glow"
• Air Force pilots confirm UFOs
• "It's probably UFOs"
• How does a compass work?
• NASA copper cable
• Just things in the air
• We aren't interesting enough for the aliens to actually talk to us
• It's a book, sir!
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV show
• Oort Cloud
• "Coming out party for the aliens"
• Christopher has seen the aliens in Area 51
• The aliens did not crash in Dreamy Draw
• Are we thinking of Roswell?
• James doesn't like this whole Mother's Day vs Father's Day thing
• All holidays are just sort of the same now and silly
• When is the cutoff time for for holiday well wishing?
• 9pm is the normal cutoff time
• Folding the newspapers
• Christopher's newspaper delivery empire
• Bitten by a dog and struck by lightning
• Give me my two dollars