Visit Pocatello, Idaho! Nestled in the hills of the Northwest, it's always the early '70s here and believe us when we say that everyone is evil, stupid, and covered in liver spots! Join our community and your child, too, can be Abducted in Plain Sight by your irresistible businessman neighbor! Although our only business was burned down by two prison goons, you'll still be charmed by how easy it to call the FBI directly, and how simple it is to be seduced into giving your buddy subpar handjobs in the car! So come on down to Pocatello: Where everyone sucks and nothing matters!
