There just aren't any words sometimes. you think you've seen it all, that you've weathered the storm, that you can protect yourself from anything that comes your way. then the sky turns spiteful, the clouds all bruised yellow and purple, and the air is sucked out of your lungs as the accursed countenance of Jamie Kennedy in green make-up flashes across your screen 24 times per second, branding itself on your one precious soul, marking you forever as unclean. when Christ returns you will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might.
we watched SON OF THE MASK (2005).
joining us in perdition is friend of the show Haley, who i'm seeing has unfollowed me on twitter and filed a cease and desist against "the show." honestly, fair.
if you'd like to adopt a pet, find a rescue near you via bing.com! amy got hers here: https://www.cofpets.com/adopt/
her friend got his here: https://ndlbrescue.org/
Haley got hers here (probably): http://www.mchsofmn.org/
If you're going through some tough stuff with your mental health, SAMHSA's National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357), (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service) or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations. Callers can also order free publications and other information.
Also visit the online treatment locators.
If you want to get involved with helping young LGBTQ homelessness, check out this website: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/get-involved/trevor-advocacy/homelessness/
And as always, check out all our bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/icbymmwt
THE LIST: http://bit.ly/worstmovies1929 or https://letterboxd.com/greatbigfatguy/list/worst-movie-from-every-year-since-1929/
Intro beat by Benny Alexander