Away in a country where the sun always shines
Tom visits a man who is sad all the time
A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in
The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin
The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things,
And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring
Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage
And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage
