"Yo, yo, yo!
All you sucka MC's ain't got nothin' on me
From my grades, to my lines, you can't touch Kevin G
Im a mathlete, the nerd is inferred But forget what you heard
I'm like James Bond the third Sha-sha shaken, not stirred
I'm Kevin Gnapoor The G's silent when I sneak in your door
I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me
Cause the next time you see her she'd be like Ohhhhhh, Kevin G.!
Happy holidays, everybody!"