12. Blood Beat
Joe watches the "so bad, it's good" (but is actually really bad) Christmas horror movie, "Blood Beat" (1983)!
If you read the description of this movie, where a son brings his girlfriend home for Christmas but then she's inhabited by the soul of a samurai who starts killing folks, you think it sounds awesome! It is not awesome. It is long, slow shots of things barely happening interspersed with a plot that doesn't make sense. Merry Christmas!
If you have a samurai helmet, please let Joe know @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! Maybe it'll fit his giant head.
