It's No Structure Tuesday, in the Second Trump Era! And a reality TV personality-turned-government official says they're gonna put a nuclear reactor on the moon. And it wasn't even the orange one!
That's the kind of day it's been.
Wait, here's something more random and even dumber: Murdery Traitor Greene is lobbying Trump to commute George Santos' sentence. At just 11 days into a 7+ year stretch.
And if you believe that one, try imagining her leaving the Republican Party. Ha ha! Yeah. Sure, Jan. How could she ever leave when she's still actively calling for Democrats to be investigated and arrested for… the 2020 election, Epstein, and… January 6th! Democrats!
Pam Bondi, meanwhile, is back to investigating Democrats for… the 2016 election. Some grand jury, somewhere, is purportedly being convened by someone, to investigate… something. You know. Things!
Returning to the lengthy profile of DOGE's 23-year-old-in-charge-of-erasing-distinguished-careers, others are asking just how many people it can be said this Wunderkind killed. Good job, homeschooling!
On the "international" front, Trump continues to say the world "deals" a lot. Are they "deals," though? And are "deals" (as Trump defines the word) even a good thing in this context?
Would he know how to evaluate a "good deal" even if he was capable of making one? Does it count if he just makes it all up?
Stay tuned!
I mean, the answer is "no," but stay tuned to hear us say it some more, anyway.
