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David Waldman is making his list and checking it twice, which is what, a 300% increase over this administration?

Donald K. Trump has not yet renamed Christmas because he's still negotiating for the biggest beutifulest cloud. Until then, his goal is to name all contents of this temporal sphere "Trump". That now includes Trump-Class battleships, which are not literal battleships, but littoral combat ships, and yet are probably literally bullshit.

The Gop are turning out to be unideal wingmen for the Trump-Epstein files. Some redactions can be redacted with a toggle. Some of those redactions redact the lawyers. What do you know, there's Trump on the Lolita express… There's Jeffrey dishing with Larry Nassar about their fellow snatch grabber, the President of Something or Other... To offset any accusations of competence, the DOJ lowered the bar with the release of a fake Epstein suicide video. Marjorie Taylor Greene asserts that any suicide video starring her is probably fake.

Over on the opposite end of the universe from Christmas, at Turning Point USA there was not much peace nor good-will towards men, or Erika Kirk for that matter.