Snack News:

Tropicana Releases First-of-its-Kind New Drink – And it Sounds Like a Dream Come True: https://parade.com/news/tropicana-releases-new-hydrate-drink

Kraft's Newest Flavor Is Either Genius Or Too Far & The Internet Can't Decide: https://www.delish.com/food-news/a71126353/kraft-chicken-ramen-mac-and-cheese-reaction/

André California Champagne Introduces Drinkable Graduation Cap: 'Turning a Milestone Moment into the Ultimate Pregame': https://people.com/andre-california-champagne-unveils-drinkable-graduation-cap-11956748

IKEA and Chupa Chups Turn the Viral Swedish Meatball Lollipop April Fool's Prank Into Reality:  https://hypebeast.com/2026/4/ikea-x-chupa-chups-turn-swedish-meatball-lollipop-real

Locate Lauren on Twitter (@rawrglicious) and Bluesky(@rawrglicious.bsky.social‬)!

Find Conrad on Twitter (@ConradZimmerman) and peruse his other projects on this Linktree thing.

Linda can be located on Instagram (@shoresofpluto)!

Logo by Cosmignon! See more of her cool art at https://www.cosmignon.info/ 

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