Happy Fathers everybody and Happy Baby Daddy Day to y'all in Waukegan. This was my first Fathers Day and I talk about my dad getting deported, how his poker playing got me my first car and having illegals in our basement. I tell the story about getting arrested on mushrooms, why girls invite me over without every meeting me and all the cool stuff you can get at the Discount Mall in Little Village. 

This is episode is sponsored by the Jews!