Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over local news from their respective home towns.

Listeners can submit stories from their local area to:lapodcast.net@gmail.com

Stories this week include:

• Shortage of telephone numbers brings town to bring of anarchy.
• Local loser sprains ankle after aggressive job hunt.
• Local school children forced to construct law enforced robots in breakaway state.
• (Fictitious?) man believed to be living on Blackheath Common says Council.

Also revealed: Rob's incredible lack of sensitivity.

And much, much more...