Stories this week include:
- Lonely bachelor living vicariously through cat manages to entice fox into grubby world.
- Monkey with drink problem purchased by Eynsford based wildlife centre.
- Man carrying child in fancy dress spotted walking along westbound carriageway of M60.
- Woman fails to identify brand of chicken and mushroom slice that led to vicious altercation.
Also revealed: Alex learns of the mystical town of Uttoxeter...
