Description

Stories this week
include:

• Intelligent
  parrot outwits captor.
• Violence erupts
  at Easter fun day after the hot cross buns run
  out. 
• Covert chip shop
  reviewer breaks cover. 
• All the items to
  make your party go off with a bang found in local
  canal.

Also revealed: "color: #993300;">We return to Derby, just around
lunchtime...