Announcements first:
Goddess-of-the-Night donation pool: http://www.indiegogo.com/helpkarine
New RP crossover forum: http://w11.zetaboards.com/eternitycrossover/index/
NOW. Here's what you REALLY came here for. Today... we transrape Spiderses.
Chaos ensues. Dowry arrives. Spiders happen.
Enjoy.