You ever go to the zoo and see a dude with like a full entire 3 foot telephoto lens attached to his camera? He's like pointing it at a flamingo or whatever but it's a full 3 foot telephoto lens attached to a camera that has to cost at least $2000. What do you think dude does with those photos after the zoo? Does he look through them and cream his jeans? Does he print them out and hang them on the wall? He's not sending them to NatGeo and saying "I captured this photo of Noodles the Flamingo, born and raised in captivity." Unless, and bear with me here, he IS sending them to NatGeo and NatGeo is like "print it" and all NatGeo is is lies about wild animals but they are all zoo pictures. Holy crap. Did I just bust this thing wide open? I'm onto you NatGeo, watch your step pal.
