Welcome to the 647 Tapas Bar, where your morning news is served with a side of snark, a dash of conspiracy, and a whole lot of “did they just say that?” This episode, Chuck dishes out six stories hotter than your burnt toast—covering everything from government shutdown shenanigans to Amazon’s latest attempt to feed you for less than a latte, and even an asteroid with a moon-smashing agenda. Buckle up, because we’re not just spilling the tea—we’re launching it into orbit. If you like your news with a twist (and a few wild left hooks), you’re in the right place. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe—because you won’t get this flavor anywhere else.
