In this not inaugeral episode, Linden and Caraden discuss topics of a serious and moderately unserious nature, including but not limited to:
- The US striking a Venezuelan ship and killing 11 people, which is either a war crime or a regular crime
- The movies Gladiator and Terrified (2017)
- What the game of the year is and which one it is (it's Morrowind)
- Quentin Tarantino sucks and why
- Linden is very stupid and confuses Milo Yanopololosis and Yanis Varoufakis
- Graduation
Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jeffree Star VS James Charles
