Ted explores wy living in North Idaho is ALMOST paradise. He also ponders why being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. Ted confesses how he almost drowned his friend. Why some baseball players need to be banned from sports forever. All you can eat pancakes at the airport. Tough couple breaks down and buys an air conditioner. Retired special forces soldier coming on show in a few days. All this and more on the first (and maybe last) episode of Almost Paradise.