Oh man, I've got some stuff to say today...
I actually met Bork...and I have the meaning of "Bork." It's a Birthday Boy Exclusive!
Freddy Fist Bump and I talking shop at the grocery store
Killing Mosquitos in mid-air is so satisfying
Giving up Subway seats to kids...WTF?!
Paranoia about everything
Andy Williams and Johnny Mathis are fucking terrible
More ranting about how stupid we are for spending $5B to feed birds
Uncle Klif (the original) calls Klif about his new Oatmeal Restaurant
And TONS more!
