I ain't no Witch, Cousin! I swear!
Not my fault every "baby witch" and Evangelical Pastor is pointing at anything spiritual and calling it witchcraft. Can I just burn my sage and buy a yoga mat in peace?! Don't they know that in Hoodoo a witch is a type of cryptid that sits on your chest and rides ya? Never mind the shapeshifting.
Sources:
American Negro Folktales by Richard M. Dorson
Pastor Gregory Lock on Tik Tok (don't give this man no views. shile...)
PBS World of Stories: Boo Hag preformed by Donna Washinton.
https://mpt.pbslearningmedia.org/resource/ket-storytelling-101/the-boo-hag/
