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In the year of our lord 2016, a promise was made unto us. This promise was pledged by the wise sages known as "The Chainsmokers" who claimed boldly and repeatedly: "we ain't ever getting older".

Ten years has come to pass since this great prophecy was told and yet... We got older... In fact! The mattress that we stole from our roommate back in Boulder? No longer. Replaced by a sensible foam mattress that keeps our lower backs from aching.

ANYWAY, we hope you'll pull us Closer as we blast into the past and recount some wild and kooky stories from 2016, which happens to be the year we both turned 21. SPOILER ALERT: we got weird.

We also dissect some of the cinema of the season as we prep for the Oscars. Is Marty Supreme really Supreme? Is Emma Stone an Alien? And for the love of God, can someone measure the width of Leonardo DiCaprio's head?

All this and more on this week's, Don't Be Weird About It. Cue the theme song!