I AM THE LAW
The Stallone version vs the Karl Urban version. My childhood nostalgia versus a truly righteous reboot from (possibly) Alex Garland. Get your helmets on, get Pesci attached, do your time in Aspen, load your slo mo up with cow dung, and get your 3D glasses ready! What's that, you don't have your 3D glasses... I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT.