Recorded 12/26/23
Merry Christmas!
The Dodgers will spend all the money, who cares?
"We'll bring them all from Japan, the ones with nice hair"
"It's Christmas time for us, we will splurge if we want!"
"We left just enough to get employees Stanley Cups"
In the NCAA, FSU is looking to sue
"We shall leave the ACC and start brand new!"
"we shall not be charged a $130million dollar fee!"
Yet Michigan is looking to spend that much willingly.
Harbaugh will fill his khakis with cash
All to hide it away in the cheating fund stash.
Yet all seemed normal in the NFL
Except the Lions won the division, am I in hell?
The Patriots got last in theirs, oh I am.
At least we had Beef Wellington instead of Christmas ham.
