Moon compatibility with the Milky Way Bar bodes well for your BMI, Aries. Today's a great day for your shoulders and posture, Sagittarius.
We here at Hot Pocket are firm believers of not only getting your bread, but also predicting it. We're heading to the 1920's for today's history lesson: when Wall Street hired astrologers for investment advice. It ends with the Great Depression, whoops.
Next, the boys unpack the word "soulmate". When we're talking destiny and love, it's easy to get swept up in a bad case of confirmation bias. Sometimes we only seek out answers that tell us we're right and just.
And rich kids claiming they -- and I quote-- "Grinded all my life"? You're on notice. Libra rising and my foot rising up your cheeks, dummy.
