The JBP kicks things off by coming up with some new narratives for 2026 before engaging in a not so competitive game of Taboo. Later, Forbes announced that Beyoncé is a billionaire, Joe recaps the Critics Choice Awards, and the room debates if they want their kids to be the leaders of the crew. Also, Zara is about to change the way that we shop forever, Marc considers joining Joe on his Ozempic journey, Blimpie versus other sandwich shops, the state of the Kardashians, and much more!